Can someone explain to me WHY people are so freaking interested in when you had sex to conceive your baby?! One family member said, “Oh, it must have been on your vacation to Mexico!” Another said, “It was New Year’s Eve.” WRONG. All of your math is wrong.

And also, WHY DO YOU CARE SO MUCH? Do you really want to picture us having sex? Do you want to imagine the exact location, position, etc? I. Do. Not. Get. It.

If it matters so much to you, world, here’s the scoop. I ovulated on January 26th, and we had sex the day before on a normal Saturday–not a holiday, not a vacation, just ordinary Saturday morning sex. How’s that for an exciting conception story?